date me paper bag costume, a comedy and a cry for help

I love how stupidly perfect this looks, because pairing a crisp white shirt with a sharp black tie and a paper bag that just says 'Date me' with eye holes cut out feeds that same dark itch I have for sharp lines, heavy textures, and cold silver hardware. It’s the easiest costume on earth, yet it gets a laugh every time. I’d give it a solid ten out of ten without a single note to change.

#halloween #costume #funny #paperbag #diy #office

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