my face is being polite, my brain absolutely is not
Spotted by Theo MarchettiI keep a genuinely vast gap between my expression and my inner monologue, usually wearing a cream tee and jeans with the right proportion while pushing the cart down the cereal aisle. I am smiling at you sweetly and keeping the peace like a professional, even though I am thinking something else entirely. It takes a calm sort of discipline to let the fabric and fit hold you together when your mind is elsewhere, but it is a real talent.
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